tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-336526191486019017.post2103106353355000450..comments2023-10-08T01:32:13.255-07:00Comments on The Worst of CL Horse For Sale Ads: Clothes Do Not Make The ManThe CL Horse For Sale Ad Queenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12149959446199698079noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-336526191486019017.post-176937631022958952010-06-03T14:33:50.262-07:002010-06-03T14:33:50.262-07:00How on earth did I leave out the Skoal or Copenhag...How on earth did I leave out the Skoal or Copenhagen rings in the back pocket of the jeans? Gaaaah! That's the tell tale giveaway right there. lol<br /><br />When I sold one of our western saddles, I was wearing my ropers, Wranglers and a 20X shirt. tried explaining to the guy buying the saddle, um yeah. Really I ride English. As in h/j & dressage... It was funny though.<br /><br />Best part about it? Sweats are one of the most comfortable things to ride in. Cracks me up seeing people dressed to the 9's, going to the barn to get covered in filth.Cut-N-Jumphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03603347619547454296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-336526191486019017.post-47970343685289649112010-06-03T12:39:18.111-07:002010-06-03T12:39:18.111-07:00I can just imagine that. I've been to both ext...I can just imagine that. I've been to both extremes myself...I will admit in high school to being one of a select few that actually *gasp!* wore wranglers and justins to school. I didn't wear the hat though I did have one...<br /><br />The reason was not for fashion's sake. I was working with the paso's after school and since I wasn't allowed to have my licence yet, would leave directly after school on a city bus for an hour's trip up to the ranch. I had NO time to change, and carrying boots and jeans with me around school was a PITA. <br /><br />So out of necessity, I wore my 'work' clothes to school daily. My best friend also wore her clothes to school as she was a groom for Chauncey's Arabian Ranch. (When it was still Chauncey's...) <br /><br />We got to be quite the pair over a few years...but there was another group of kids that also were 'hicks'.... THEY were the buckle bunnies, rodeo queens, and bull riders. <br /><br />We did not mix well...as Andrea and I would often laugh at the stories they would tell...but the absolute arrogance of the two bull riders still make me want to vomit, years and years later. <br /><br />The only one out of that group that I even kinda liked was a roper that stayed on the edge of the group. Andrea and I tried to get him to 'join us' but he had been best friends with one of the bull riders for about 4 years, and didn't want to stop hanging out with him. He was pretty cool though, didn't brag like the others did, and just 'was'. He'd often come to school dressed normal too, while the others... it was like they were walking advertisements for what they claimed to be. <br /><br />After high school, and into college, I realized that I didn't have to wear boots everywhere I went, like I had been in high school lol. <br /><br />Now, I'm like you. Unless I tell them that I was a 'ranch hand', you'd never know it. I don't even own a pair of cowboy boots anymore, I am wearing levis and riders instead of wranglers and I don't have a single button down shirt in my closet. :DThe CL Horse For Sale Ad Queenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12149959446199698079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-336526191486019017.post-41347110626515299792010-06-03T11:16:26.733-07:002010-06-03T11:16:26.733-07:00Hehehe- hence the silverbellies in the above^^^^
...Hehehe- hence the silverbellies in the above^^^^ <br /><br />All things stated above can apply to either sex. I have seen it on both sides of the coin. Most of them can't ride to save their lives either, which makes for serious entertainment at times too. <br /><br />Go there. You know you want to!<br /><br />The women seem to apply their makeup in many cases the same way they take it off- with a putty knife. Shirts with peek-a-boo or keyhole cutouts exposing cleavage... Yeah, so the hay can get in there much easier! Perfect. And the oh-so-poofy-do that went out of style in the 80's. <br /><br />Which made it that much funnier when hubby and I dropped in on the local tack shop having a 'street sale' with their doors open and parking lot packed full of saddle racks, gel pad reps and every Louie Lamore, paperback wannabe in town dressed up in full regalia. We pulled in driving the minivan, him wearing shorts, flip flops & a t-shirt, me in sandals, sweats and an old worn out flannel... The only thing that would give anyone an inkling we had horses was the small NCHA sticker in the back window.Cut-N-Jumphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03603347619547454296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-336526191486019017.post-29591313369045436282010-06-03T10:55:05.817-07:002010-06-03T10:55:05.817-07:00hehheh.
I wasn't going to go quite that far.....hehheh.<br /><br />I wasn't going to go quite that far... but thats all right with me. <br /><br />There's also the flip side to this as well with the buckle bunnies...but I won't get into that cause that could turn this nasty really fast! <br /><br />hehe.The CL Horse For Sale Ad Queenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12149959446199698079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-336526191486019017.post-13266225004268591192010-06-03T10:50:06.153-07:002010-06-03T10:50:06.153-07:00The Stetson, Baileys or Resistol doesn't make ...The Stetson, Baileys or Resistol doesn't make them either, or the Marlboro's, silverbelly, drinkin Coors, Budweiser, Black Velvet, Johnny Walker or driving a Dodge, Ford or Chevy, pulling a Sundowner, Exiss, Platinum or 4Star, while wearing your Wranglers, 20X, Rockies or Carthart's with Justins, Ariats or Tony Lama's......<br /><br />Neither does entering anything with the name "Extreme Cowboy" in the title. And by the way, Remuda is nothing more than a herd of horses for all the dipshits out there entering the "Remuda" and/or "Ranch Horse" competitions thinking they are truly cowboys now. <br /><br />Cowboys also do not run their horses all over the place and certainly didn't chase the cows unless there was a stampede. Cows moving faster than a walk burned off some of that fat and dropped weight. Lower weight brings less money = BAD! Nope they like them cattle good and hefty when they go across the scales.<br /><br />The best ones ever are sitting in their Abetta's or Cordura saddles, thinking they are just the shit.Cut-N-Jumphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03603347619547454296noreply@blogger.com