I NEED A Husband! No, Wait, Stallion!

A few days ago a woman in Ohio was arrested because she called 911 three times looking for a husband. Apparently not only were the cops supposed to find her one, but she wasn't picky about it - any man would do. (She was also intoxicated at the time of the calls / arrest.)


I giggled like mad when I heard about the story because as I sit here now, I am listening to a live internet feed of the Phoenix Police Department's Dispatchers talking to Officers in the field. Quite interesting stuff, really. 


The story about the woman above is immediately what I thought about when I was looking through my 'ad stash' deciding what to post up next. Then, while deciding, I checked out the fuglyblog.com, and saw that she had the very ad I was going to post up for tomorrow sent to me by one of you! *go figure.*


I don't want to be accused of being a copy cat, so unfortunately, had to switch ads. 

I have a quarter horse mare that I would like to breed. She is about 15-15.1 hands, looking for stallion 14-15 hands. Looking for Quarter horse or pony, paint, appaloosa or ? Can spend $250.00 plus mare care. Let me know what you have and please send pics. Thank you! 

"I need a HUSBAAANNNNDDDDD.........."

Except in this case its "I need a stallyion!". 

A whole $250, huh? That'll get you some quality sperm right there!

But hey, just like our desperate chick, Mrs. Mare owner isn't very picky. A Quarter Horse, Paint, Pony, Appy - oh hell, all it needs is some balls!

"The Alliance Police Department is not a dating service despite one woman's belief," the post reads. "Audrey K. Scott called 911 five times yesterday between 4-5 p.m., and what was her emergency ... 'she needed a husband.' Scott was arrested for misuse of the 911 system. Remember that 911 is for emergencies only!! Lives depend on it."

As does the life of the future foal that this idiot mare owner wants to create. 

I'm off to bed. Tomorrow is my 'monday'. Bleh.